How to get girls interested in programming
3 years ago
Girls like romantic stuff. My programming language will supply this in the following way:
- each variable can either be masculine or feminine.
- masculine arrays are one-based, feminine arrays are zero-based (this is soooo obvious).
- In a jagged array, at least 40% of the subarrays need to be feminine.
- If you construct a date by concatenating a masculine and a feminine variable, some of the space allocated for the masculine variable will be reallocated for the date.
- Every 28th cpu cycle, all feminine variables will throw exceptions or other heavy objects if queried the wrong way (what the right and wrong way is, is undocumented – pending research)
- During communication, feminine variables will always go through a named pipe, tcp port or anything like that before masculine.
- If a masculine pointer raises a flag for the wrong feminine variable, it is not an exception.
- A female binary large object will be tried but not caught.
- Feminine variables will never dump unless they are grouped.
- Feminine variables are not static with threads, they change patterns every season.
- Behind every long masculine integer there is a feminine char.
- To construct a short, you must first concatenate a feminine single and a masculine single into a mixed gender double, the most significant bits of the double will then overflow into a short after a period of 9×30 cycles. The double can spawn several shorts before they are either deallocated or split into two singles again.
- Feminine variables should be camelcase.
- Masculine variables have their own opinion on what the most significant bits of feminine variables are.
