List Impossible Goals I've Spotted on 43 Things

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“rig my car so windshield wiper fluid will hit the cars behind me”

I just have a feeling that this would be impossible…

“tap a gerbil with a pencil until it gives me three wishes”

What is so magical and wishlike of a gerbil?????

“marry the guy that invented ROLL-UPS so he can make me roll-ups n our house will be made out of ROLL-UPs”

I”m sure you could marry this guy… but I don’t think you can make a house out of Fruit roll ups. :’(

“go to Las Vegas and become a minister of a wedding chapel dressed up like a flying Elvis and marry drunk people with a pink flamingo on a leash by my side”

I’m pretty sure this is impossible… Which is a shame really.

Weird tags…

computers…go to japan… whathaheck???

sexy…make new friends…. sexy new friends??

guitar…i want to fall in love with someone who loves me as much as i love them!.... a guitar playing someone?

uh…design clothes and sell them… ???

that’s all i can find for now. :D

“be perfect”

Nobody and Nothing’s perfect.

“Be Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter 5!”

Too late for that…

“make my family happy n enjoy their life, helping people, go swimming, get a dog, have a nice day, get well soon, no more sad story, watching corpse bride, love cizz, finish what i start, eat more vegetables, get up early in the morning, go to the beach or”

Or? Or…Or WHAT?????!!!!! I am now dying to find out what the other OR is!

“spanish”

Well, please, if you’d be so kind, would ANYONE tell me how spanish is a verb? That’s all I ask. How in the world can somebody spanish??? The weird part of it, was that when I spotted it, it was apparently completed and worth doing by that person…