List 25 things that prove that the universe has a sense of humor

or so it seems…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT2CbridEqM

Here you are in America and Canada, these very rich and powerful countries, where they are at the height of materialism. And what are they pursuing? They are pursuing Buddhism. So I feel us, as Asians, we can learn something from that. It’s just materialism. And, at the end of the day, they do recognise the inherent strength and wealth of Buddhism.
~Sakyong Mipham Rinpoche

wanted to
“Put and end to war,
ONCE AND FOR ALL”
-Wikipedia

Because man could invent a computer and progam it to beat him at chess AND the robots at 43 things come up with appropriate quotes faster than I could on my own ;O]

There is a Saint
With a huge following
who sold
hot dogs at Woodstock

Well, I came upon a child of God
He was walking along the road
And I asked him, Tell where are you going?
This he told me

Said, I’m going down to Yasgur’s Farm,
Gonna join in a rock and roll band.
Got to get back to the land and set my soul free.

We are stardust, we are golden,
We are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Well, then can I walk beside you?
I have come to lose the smog,
And I feel myself a cog in somethin’ turning.
And maybe it’s the time of year,
But then maybe it’s the time of man.
And I don’t know who I am,
But life is for learning.

We are stardust, we are golden,
We are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

We are stardust, we are golden,
We are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

By the time we got to Woodstock,
We were half a million strong
And everywhere was a song and a celebration.
And I dreamed I saw the bomber jet planes
Riding shotgun in the sky,
Turning into butterflies
Above our nation.

We are stardust, we are golden,
We are caught in the devils bargain,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
Woodstock
~Joni Mitchell (lyrics)