I want to complete a triathlon. There. I said it. I don’t know when I am going to do it, but I want to do it. I cannot do it anytime soon because a) I have a commuter bike and the other bikers would laugh at me, b) I need to get about 1000 times stronger at swimming, and c) I have no idea how to manage the transitions. A buddy had a good idea, though. He suggested volunteering at a triathlon. That way I can see first-hand how others do it without the pain and humiliation of learning-while-doing.
Anyway. I have made my declaration. May the gods have mercy on me.
