Mine is to become an evil criminal matermind by the time I’m 50.
I don’t ask for a lot, just the opportunity to hold the world to ransom from a secret underground lair (with monorail), have some interesting henchmen to do my bidding, and generally run around with guns.
Would you like to join me? I’m always on the lookout for eminent research scientists and hired goons with their own particular “schtick”...
