I attend a Catholic university. I can feel these people watching me with their eyes, waiting to pounce on me and slam their Bibles over my head.
To subvert their system, I have begun to wear a saint necklace. It’s of Saint Lawrence. When people ask me why I wear it, I tell them it is because he is a badass, not because I believe in PAGAN GODS! And then I run away, laughing.
But no, seriously. It’s a lot of fun going to a school that kicks you out for having contraception visible in your dorm room.
