wish venusdepavo a Happy Birthday!

The birthday cake that I ordered
Isn’t ready, damn it!
I hope you won’t mind this one, then,
That I stole from Janet.

I seen a pitchur of a gal
With mezmurrizing um, fastinateing um, reely purty eyes
I sed wow! can we be pals,
Ms. Golden Hair Surprise?
She sed shore! ‘cause she’s so nice,
And what sprung up between us?
A frendship that is valued twice
By ol’ Hawk and Venus.

Today’s the day that she was born!
Our deer surprising Sister!
To make shore she ain’t forlorn,
Ol’ Hawk jumped up and kissed her.
^smacker!
They sat upon the olden swing
Residing on her porches,
But ol’ Hawk, he cain’t say a thing,
‘Cause she’s so freakin’ um, fookin’ um, doggone gorgeous!

H h h happ pp pp py B b bi birthday, V V V Venus!