stop dating losers

Well, I guess that this one is kind of up in the air until my “next boyfriend” ...

I must stop dating guys who are ALL ABOUT THEMSELVES. I don’t want to hear about any more crack-addicted mothers, how you split your guts open on a rock and “almost died”, or how incredibley horrible your job is. I don’t want to deal with any more spaz fits or guys slamming my car door in a rage. I don’t want to hear about your drug infested past or the time you hit 995356 tabs of acid. Yes, these things are unfortunate and it is nice to be aware of them when in a relationship, but don’t use them as a manipulative tool.