quit taking life so friggin seriously

laugh for quite a while this morning…I still am…

is essential to well being…let out those frustrations and live a more relaxing and stress free life..mentally cast your thoughts out onto the calm lake of observation and laugh a little…put your feet up and observe human interaction…get enjoyment out of everyday activities…don’t hold it all in…let laughter and a smile be your bumper car of emotional outlet…

no head on collisions?...that’s the fun…

you’ve seen this object before…

Yes…somewhat familiar…a deja vu perhaps?

Here in Denver we know that this obelisk represents the average amount of cubic feet of asphalt needed to patch 100 yards of out destroyed streets from this winter we have had…OMG!!!. the potholes are multiplying ang ruining front ends even as we speak

creativity reigns supreme…this commercial
rules…

quicktime required…

work this line into social conversations when I can….

” Goddamn Jimmie, this is some

serious gourmet shit. Me an’

Vincent woulda been satisfied with

freeze-dried Tasters Choice. You

spring this gourmet fuckin’ shit on

us. What flavor is this?”

I was a very happy person.
>My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
>decided to get married.
>There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger
>sister.
>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts,
>and
>generally was bra-less.
>She would regularly bend down when she was near me. It had to be
>deliberate.
>One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the
>wedding invitations.
>She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings
>and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome.
>She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
>before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
> >Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
>She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
>fling, just come up and get me.”
>I was stunned and! frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
>When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
>stairs at me.
>I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
>front door.
>I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
>With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
>”We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
>We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
>
>And the moral of this story is:
>Always keep your condoms in your car.

A Lawyer, Doctor, and a Biker are sitting in a bar. The doctor says to the
>lawyer just had my 10th wedding anniversary bought my wife a new benz and
>tickets on a Caribbean cruise.
>I figure if she doesn’t enjoy the cruise she’ll like the car.
>
>The lawyer says I know what you mean my last anniversary I bought my wife a
>Rolex watch and a trip across Europe.
>I figure if she did not like the watch she’d enjoy the vacation.
>
>Biker at the end of the bar says for my last anniversary I bought my ol
>lady a
>Sturgis T shirt and a vibrator.
>
>I figure if she did not like the T shirt she could go screw herself.

but as soon as I get some….

seriously….what’s the world coming too??......

I’ll pretend I’m up to bat in a baseball game….since it”s baseball season now…^(cringing)........

OKay, I’m in the on deck circle…no…I’m scratching my crotch for god’s sake…..no…wait…I’m in the fucking batters box…the suspense is killing me….

I'm hoping this is nothing like the mighty Casey striking out.....

Friggin’ acomplishing anything with this??........And why isn’t it goal number 1 or something?.....