identify 100 things that make me happy (besides money)

Knowing that I’m not the only member of my family to have ridden a mechanical bull

being married to steve! yay!

watching the sky turn purple at sunset

The Steelers making the playoffs, even tho they probably don’t deserve it. (They played like poop last sunday. thank God for special teams)

watching ‘confessions of a dangerous mind’

MY NEW PEZ DISPENSER!!!!

it’s 12 inches tall with Yoda on the top. It dispenses whole packs of pez and when you lift his head, he plays the imperial march!!

IT ROCKS!!

hanging out with my neice, Bobbi Ann. She’s freakin adorable!

holycowWTF: hi-ee
XXXXX: sups hun
holycowWTF: peration Grand Theft Toyota
holycowWTF: Operation
XXXXX: huh?
holycowWTF: success!
holycowWTF: I had to go steal my truck
XXXXX: you had to what?
holycowWTF: I was just going to give my little truck to this guy I know in exchange for him fixing the head gasket on the 4 wheel drive
holycowWTF: unfortunately it turns out he does shitty work
XXXXX: u realize he could very easily come take it back since he has a key too
holycowWTF: yes, but he doesn’t know where it’s parked
XXXXX: i can’t wait to hear about the cops comin’ a knockin

The cops? come on! the little one is registered and titled to me. can we say overreacting? what a silly man. I love him to death

I thouroughly enjoy freakin out my friend Adam, who is uber-straight laced. Not that I’m the wild child I used to be, but he is just really uptight sometimes. So any day that I can get a, “WHAT?!?” out of him is a good one.

rice crispie treats