eat more sugar

ok, so I ate a half a can of pringles. Not sugary, but if I sit around doing nothing for a few hours my body will turn it into sugar?

and I’ve already had 4 cans of mountain dew

yesterday I ate nothing but sweets. cookies, cake, pie, mountain dew…. it was amazing

rice crispie treats today!

alright, today i ate two rows of chocolate chip cookies from a package with cartoons on the front

today I ate three brownies when I actually only planned on eating two.

Everyone seems to want to eat less sugar. Dammit I want to eat more of it. Sugar is wonderful! OK class, can we say ‘Mountain Dew’ and perhaps ‘marshmallow peeps’? I love this stuff! I (fortuantely) have been blessed with a high metabolism, so I don’t really gain weight. Stay the same most of the time. Don’t worry, I’m fully aware that in 6 years when I turn 30, that gift will disappear. I’m sure I’ll be grossly overwieght by then, but until such time I promise to eat an extra sugar-laden item every single day.