Learn to SCUBA

Got my basic gear today and signed up for the class. Bought a sweet James Bond mask and some decent fins. Now I gotta start reading the book.

Must go capture lobsters and explore dark caves … oh and when I take my wetsuit off, I must be wearing a tuxedo, so I can attend an overly extravagant ball and then make snide remarks to Goldfinger at which point he will become increasingly suspicious and decide to do away with me by sending his most deadly and sexy pilot / assassin / tax consultant after me.