make a list of 43 reasons why you DON'T want to be my boyfriend

I will go out of my way to prove that i’m right.

_{BTW, Boyfriend, it is Angelina Jolie.}

I’m not eye candy.

I’m not saying i’m bad looking, but, if you want a trophy girlfriend, i ain’t it.

How do i know this? Because, with rare exceptions, women don’t automatically dislike me. I’ve had a couple of model-friends who say that they don’t have many female friends because women are often turned off by their looks (jealousy or whatever). I don’t have this problem. I’m pretty darn unthreatening, i think.

So, if you want a woman who’ll make you look good or who will make your ex jealous, keep lookin’.

I don’t have big boobies.

Perhaps the most back-handed compliment i’ve ever received was, “Great photos! I really like your little-boy titties.”

_{WTF? Your little-boy wee-wee is kinda cute, too. Bless its heart!}

If we go somewhere by car, you’ll likely be driving. I hate to drive, and i frequently say less than flattering things (in not very delicate language) to others on the road when i’m driving.

I’m a smartass.

Several years ago, one of my sisters told me that she had trouble knowing when i was being serious & when i was being sarcastic. I think i’m a bit better than i was at that point in my life, but i can still be pretty caustic at times.

I don’t bake.

I’m not a half-bad cook, otherwise. I just have a thing about having my hands stuck in dough. (Kinda weird, because i don’t mind having my hands in clay or in dirt)

So, no fresh baked bread from me: it’ll all be store-bought, unless you plan to bake it.

I’m not very good at multi-tasking, so you will probably be painfully aware if i am doing something else while, for example, talking to you on the phone. And i have never even attempted to watch two or more subtitled movies at the same time!

You are pretty much guaranteed to hate some of the music in my collection: i have fairly diverse tastes that include something from almost every genre.

I will not spend an entire weekend watching sports on TV.

Now, i don’t mind the occassional televised sporting event, and i enjoy seeing most sports live, but i’d much rather be doing something than watching something.

You will likely be subjected to watching at least one movie with subtitles.