stop masturbating

...the guy who suggests shoving a tube up your cock as a solution to solving masturbation, right? I had an idea to roast him, and I would like your guys’ opinions on if I should make a little fun of him.

If you’ve never seen his site, here it is:
http://www.geocities.com/paul_ervine/aguide.html

-iamboomers4life

Hey it’s me, boomers. I am caught in sort of a mosh in my life, and I was wondering if any of you could help me with this. I have been looking for a girl that likes me recently, and I’ve been running into some roadblocks. Here are the things that get me stuck:

1. Lower social skills. Yes, I’ve been getting around this, but I’m still not where I need to be. I’ve seen other guys talking to girls as “bad boys”, using social skills 5 years ahead of where I am. Do you guys have any suggestions on how to get girls to like you more and to become the “bad boy” that girls want, without having to wait the 5 years?

2. # of girls. I only know a few girls that would even be remotely interested, the rest either don’t like me that much or are taken. Do you guys have any suggestions on how to find more girls that like me?

3. Getting to know a girl. Once I get a girl’s number, I want to know how to really get a relationship going. Any suggestions on how to get her to like you a lot?

Thanks in advance for any help you guys offer.

Peace.

-iamboomers4life

I got some requests for the modified version of kevflamme’s brit spears parody, so here it is. Warning: this song is explicit.

[Ungh, uhh, ungh, uhh, ungh, uhh,
ungh, uhh, ungh, uhh, ungh, uhh]

I think I did it again.I tried to believe
It’s more than just porn.
Oh, baby;
It might seem like a lust,
But it doesn’t mean
That I’m serious.
‘Cause to lose all my control…
That is just so typically me.
Oh, baby; baby.

Oops!
... I did it again.
I played with my dick.
Got lost in the porn.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I’m in lust.
I should rot in heeeeeeellllllllll…
I’m so not innocent.

You see my problem is this:
I’m wanking away;
Wishing that pornstars, they truly exist.
I cry watching the days.
Can’t you see I’m a fool
In so many ways?
But to lose all my control…
(talkie) That is just so typically fucking me.
Baby, oh.
... I did it again.
I played with my cock.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I’m in lust.
I should rot in heeeeeeellllllllll…
I’m so not innocent.

Oops!

[Ungh, uhh, ungh, uhh, ungh, uhh,
ungh, uhh, ungh, uhh, ungh, uhh]

“All aboard!”
“Jacker, before you go, there’s something I want you to have.”
“Oh, it’s beautiful! But wait a minute, isn’t this… porn?”
“Yeah, yes, it is.”
“But I thought the smart me dropped it into the ocean in the end…”
“Well, baby, you went down and got it for ya…while you were horny”
“Aw, I fucking shouldn’t have. FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK……….”

Oops! I
Did it again to my dick.
Got lost
In this porn; oh, baby.
Oops! You
Think that I should rot in heeeeellllllllllll…
I’m not that innocent.

Oops!
... I did it again.
I played with my cock.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I’m in lust.
I should rot in heeeeeeellllllllll…
I’m so not innocent.

Shit!
... I fucked up again.
I polished my log.
Got lost in the porn.
Oh, baby; baby.
Damn!
... You think I’m a waste.
I should burn with saaaaattttaaaaannnnnn…
I’m so not innocent.

(talkie) I MOTHERFUCKING DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ungh!

When I first began fighting this goal, I was a nervous 14 year old freshman, scared of entering high school, shy in social situations, and had no idea in the world how to get that girl that I always wanted to be with. The idea of breaking free from this, as its iron fist clenches around me, was simply feeling dreamy. I had no idea that 2 years ago, at 11:25 PM tonight, I would cave in to this habit only one more time and start an entirely new life.

Today…I seem to be getting much more laid back about this goal. I remember trying to hide myself from beautiful girls a year ago…and what a foolish idea that was. Now I embrace the opportunity to want to be with a girl and care for her and be her mate. This, however, does not shift the rigid structure that is my resistance to this habit.

TellaFella, why have you left us? You were an idol to all of us…don’t give up, wherever you are. We still care for you and want you to free yourself from this forever.

cmolovesjesus, don’t stop fighting. you will regret it if you cave in. I have been there…2 months clean only to find myself in shit 5 feet deep again. Tell yourself that you do not want to cave in, as it will feel horrible.

2cimanp, wherever you are, keep trying to rebuild your streak. I see that depression has taken its toll on your life and I want to help you out. Please tell me about any issues that you may need help with.

My goals for this year are:
-1000 days
-finding a girlfriend and loving her
-hanging out more with my new abundance of friends
-end the oppression that video game addiction has over me
-become even more outgoing
-keep up my excersize routine and reapply jogging to it
-spreading love, peace, and good will to the world

All of you have helped me get this far. I cannot express in words how thankful I am for all of you. I wish you all luck in breaking this habit.

Peace.

-iamboomers4life

Well, this goal has been getting very easy, to the point where I don’t have to think to resist the urge. I hope all of you reach this point sometime in your quest to break this habit. Some of the reasons I’ve been distracted from this are:

-Trying to make more friends. I have been breaking out my shell very quickly lately, and have been making up for lost time by chilling with new friends. Obviously you will never feel the urge around new friends because you are having just too much fun. This can be one way to lessen the urge.

-Trying to get a girlfriend. I would never think of doing it to a girl that I am interested in, as I would only be appreciating her looks and not what’s inside. I also have a greater appreciation for girls’ qualities, which drives me away from the want for sex altogether.

-Self-improvement. I am no longer a hermit like I was 1 year ago, as I have cut my video game/computer time in half. I have also been brushing my teeth more often, reading my summer reading book more often (school starts Aug. 26, so I better work fast), and just helping out with chores and stuff more often, as I no longer have to sacrifice time for video games.

-Excersizing. I am not overweight, but I am pumping iron to increase my strength/muscle mass and running to increase my endurance. This also releases hormones that make you feel good, so that is another added bonus of this.

-Roller coasters/thrill seeking. Nothing to give you a break from your boring daily routine like a nice roller coaster. IMO, the rush of a good roller coaster is 3 times better than the rush of MBing.

Try doing the things that I have been attempting to do here, and you may find yourself too distracted to MB.

If anyone wants any help with goal, feel free to comment. I will answer any questions that people need help with.

Peace.

-iamboomers4life

P.S. Please help 2cimanp out with this goal as well. He’s been going through some hard times, both with this goal and his life.

Another 50 days. I have it to the point where if I live another day, I add another day to my streak. Sometimes I have even forgot that I was even still doing this. Congrats to stop_now on 120 days, you are achieving the incredible. I have also seen many newcomers, welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay and make progress.

I still shout out to anyone who left (TellaFella, cmolovesjesus, WitchDoc21, etc.) If you’re still there, let us know you’re still fihting!

If anyone wants help with this goal, you can reach me at coolssekowski@comcast.net or boomersrs on AIM.

Go and conquer.

-iamboomers4life

Ok, I think that many of us are avoiding porn, killing lust, avoiding bad situations, etc. Those are all essential to killing this habit. But, tonight, as I was browsing the web, I came upon a sort of a revelation.

I believe that a negative attitude will make this harder, no? That it will give us a sort of hopelessness? Here is an example, no offense to the person who wrote this, of why negativity fails.

I feel my self ashamed of me, every time i finsh masturbating, y u ask cuz its been a month since i joined this amazing wesite. I have done wonderful jobs last few weeks i didnt masturbate for a day but the next day im doing it again! this has been going only for 2 weeks n its been a week ago when that occured. IM not proud my self, i have been mean to people. I stared on august 26-28 2008, im in skool right now. by feb 26-28 2009 i want to stop doing this sin bad habit!!!!, I tried reading, play video games, listen to music n play wid my bro, this only occurs when i watch tv n c beautiful womens then there u go i a errcetion! n i always do it behind my bro, which disgusts me!!, to the heart i wish dis neveer happened, because im gonna finsih dis what ever this takes!!!
also fellows pals n gals if u have any tips for me, also i used to watch porn but i stopped since December 3-4!, if any of u wonder ful ppeopple have any adive for this dirty 13 year buy ashmed dummy, plz feel free to comment, thank you!.

My friend, your downward attitude is why you fail. First, you let your shame after you fail get the best of you. If you never turn the page on the past, you will never succeed in the future. Second of all, you are way too harsh on yourself. You call yourself stuff like dummy, terrible sinner, and dirty. This is a failure just waiting to happen. Get the negative thought out of your head, as they will hold you back and make you give in because you will grow to believe that you can’t do it.

I have also noticed that I am always happy about my accomplishments in this area. It is an ongoing, driving thought that empowers me and convinces me that I’m winning the war. These thoughts give me strength as well as a motive to never give in all of the successes that I have had. If you start thinking these thoughts, even if you have only gone 18 hours, just think about how you have won the 18 hours and how you will conquer ever more territory.

To sum it up, positive thinking and happiness is your pawn in kicking this habit. You are almost guaranteed suiccess if you apply this to your life. The power of positivity is so strong that (true story) a woman with inoperable pancreatic cancer saw her cancer going away after a few months, all due to positive thinking and living her life with an upbeat mood.

Before I go, let me leave you with this quote.

“I can only show you the door. It is you who must walk through it.”-Morpheus, The Matrix

-iamboomers4life

Ok, I think I’ve got my masturbation problem under control. This means that I will not have a lust or control problem, which will help with the issue at hand. But, enough with that. I know this is off-topic, but I need your help here.

I have been looking for girls that I would want as friends. And so far, it seems that I haven’t gotten anywhere. The problem seems to either be that I don’t know how to talk to a girl/ask her out or that girls aren’t attracted to me. I don’t know which. And I’m starting to feel very depressed about this.
Anyway, I just want some advice on how to get a girlfriend. How to talk to them, what to say, how to ask them out, etc. It would really make me a much more positive person if I found somebody that was right for me. I know that whatever you guys suggest will be helpful.

Thank you all.

-iamboomers4life

Bumping for people who want to see their rank.

Training Ranks

Recruit-joined this site for help
Apprentice (grade 1)-go 6 hours without
Apprentice (grade 2)-go 12 hours without

Enlisted Ranks

Private (grade 1)-go 1 day without
Private (grade 2)-go 2 days without
Corporal (grade 1)-3 days
(grade 2)-4 days
Sergeant (grade 1)-5 days
(grade 2)-7 days
(grade 3)-9 days
Gunnery sergeant (grade 1)-10 days
(grade 2)-14 days
(grade 3)-18 days
Master sergeant-24 days

Officer Ranks

Lieutenant (grade 1)-32 days
(grade 2)-40 days
(grade 3)-48 days
(first)-54 days)
Captain (grade 1)-60 days
(grade 2)-64 days
(grade 3)-68 days
(staff)-70 days
Major (grade 1)-75 days
(grade 2)-80 days
(grade 3)-84 days
(field)-90 days
Commander (grade 1)-100 days
(grade 2)-105 days
(grade 3)-115 days
(strike)-125 days
Colonel (grade 1)-140 days
(grade 2)-150 days
(grade 3)-160 days
(grade 4)-175 days
Brigadier (grade 1)-190 days
(grade 2)-200 days
(grade 3)-220 days
(general)-250 days
General-one year
Five-star General-500 days

-iamboomers4life

Ok, I was thinking of a new rankings system to keep us motivated and I worked out what all of the ranks should be. Hopefully the want to go higher and higher will keep us on track.

Training Ranks

Recruit-joined this site for help
Apprentice (grade 1)-go 6 hours without
Apprentice (grade 2)-go 12 hours without

Enlisted Ranks

Private (grade 1)-go 1 day without
Private (grade 2)-go 2 days without
Corporal (grade 1)-3 days
(grade 2)-4 days
Sergeant (grade 1)-5 days
(grade 2)-7 days
(grade 3)-9 days
Gunnery sergeant (grade 1)-10 days
(grade 2)-14 days
(grade 3)-18 days
Master sergeant-24 days

Officer Ranks

Lieutenant (grade 1)-32 days
(grade 2)-40 days
(grade 3)-48 days
(first)-54 days)
Captain (grade 1)-60 days
(grade 2)-64 days
(grade 3)-68 days
(staff)-70 days
Major (grade 1)-75 days
(grade 2)-80 days
(grade 3)-84 days
(field)-90 days
Commander (grade 1)-100 days
(grade 2)-105 days
(grade 3)-115 days
(strike)-125 days
Colonel (grade 1)-140 days
(grade 2)-150 days
(grade 3)-160 days
(grade 4)-175 days
Brigadier (grade 1)-190 days
(grade 2)-200 days
(grade 3)-220 days
(general)-250 days
General-one year
Five-star General-500 days

I encourage you all to give me feedback on this new motivation system, tell me what to change, what to keep, etc. I hope this helps you in your pursuit of freedom.

-iamboomers4life