No luck yet.
4 years ago
I used to be a pretty good knife thrower, but now I’m not even sure what I’d do in the circus. Human cannonball doesn’t look too hard- you only have to work for like twenty minutes a night, right? Show up, wave, get in the cannon, fly through the air, land, wave, call it a night and go get a drink. I’m going to re-write my resume tonight to focus more on my human cannonball experience- “I look forward to discussing how my skills and experience can be an asset to your organization as a human cannonball”.
