know 43 jokes

I am in social situations a lot and I want to be like my grandfather who could tell a joke for every situation he found himself in. Got a flat tire? He had a joke for that. Didn’t know how to eat a lobster? He had one for that too. A cool guy makes you feel good in awkward situations and I will have tough time trying to raising the bar on him in this regard.

1. Why do women love jesus?

Because he’s hung like this \0/

2. What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

3. Q: How do Germans tie their shoesies?

A: In little Nazis.

4. what did the egg say to the boiling water?

it’s going to take me a while to get hard, i was just laid by a chick.

5. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The crew was marooned