Even though I’m woefully celibate, I do have a sex life. It’s not as much fun as with someone else, but it’s a (barely adequate) substitute.
However, I’m a bit like a bored couple with myself. I get to bed with myself tired and sleepy, and then it’s just a quick fumble between the sheets, followed by rolling over and sleep.
I might as well learn on my own to take it slowly, savouring it, putting time aside. When I finally meet her she’ll be impressed.
