post random thoughts

there was one space left in the college carpark, which wasnt technically a space. so i went to go in it and a lecturer in her car started making faces and waving her hands so i though i wasnt allowed to park there. i moved and turned the car round to find she had went and parked in that space!!!!

im going to key her car.

My new favorite: drunken morning food shopping in A huge Tesco. I bought wall filler, post-it notes, windsHcreen wash, hard as nailsh and lotsh and lotsh of food!! Sho yeah lotsh of shtuff I can find a good use for!

shurprishingly.

I’ve actually had a really good day today!! Like the first one in ages that I’ve actually enjoyed! I had a long lie in, got up had a chat with my flatmate, tidyed up my bedroom and cleaned it, (it looks amazing!) put like 4 washes on, and washed my bedcovers and put them bk on!! Worked on my college work for a bit. Had a proper laugh with my flatmate, not done that in a good while. Saz came over to pick stuff up and we had a laugh for a few hours and caught up! I feel like I haven’t seen my friends in ages!! Wrote a letter to a friend and need to send it! Chatted it up a bit more with my flatmate, and actually laughed a lot! Had a dominos pizza!!!!!
Enough said! :D now I’m off for a ladywank. Kiddin on.

And I sneezed twice and heard a “bless you” from somewhere in this building! Im a little bit creeped out!!

Im hoping it's just a friendly ghost concerned for my wellbeing.

nevermind the socially accepted "lets pretend we can't hear eachother through these thin old Walls" brittish attitude, I find it amusing!

You know what else I find amusing??? The fact that the people downstairs have been playing their music really loudly late every night while I’ve been away and my flatmate can’t stand it and it’s louder in her room, the one she wanted coz it’s bigger! Muhahaha. Karma bitch. No carpet to drown out the noise! HeheheHope she doesn’t read this!

to go home and sleeeeeeeeeeep!!!

Men and women with thighs over 60cm (23.6in) in circumference have a lower risk of heart disease and early death, a study of 3,000 people suggests.

i havent measured but im sure i am over 23.6 inches! maybe i should grab a tape measure…

I think I would have tweeted that there was just a massive spider in my bedroom! And it was so close to my head that I jumped out of my bed when my sister said “look!” omg!!!! Hehe
assive I tells you!

Since my littlest sister has decided to run around without a nappy on. It’s so funny! My other sister used to run around naked so it’s a slight improvement, at least this one has clothes on! Hahaha funtimes!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Once upon a time…

there was a girl who often read before she went to sleep. She switched off her main bedroom light and turned on her bedside table lamp, which was light enough to read her book and not too harsh to keep her wide awake. It was just right. She loved it especially as it colour co-ordinated with the rest of her bedroom.

Once she had enough of reading she would bookmark her page and turn the light off and fall asleep almost straight away, she always made sure she didnt fall asleep with the lamp on as she didnt like wasting energy. But always when she woke up in the morning the bedside table lamp would be on.

Now this confused the living daylights out of the girl, as she thought the lamp was haunted, obviously.

She didnt know what to do… but found it oddly amusing.