Be more understanding of my evangelical family

Yes, I’m not even kidding you. This was my Christmas gift from my parents. I’d better remove it from my Netflix queue now!

...must resist urge to give this in my family’s white elephant exchange.

Ahhh… nothing beats sitting around in a large circle, drinking non-alcoholic eggnog, and discussing the moral decline of the country. It’s memories like these that I’ll truly cherish for a lifetime.