List Possible, Yet Hilarious, Goals I've Spotted on 43 Things

“find someone foreign to eat with food”

Possible, yes. But also disturbing.

“poo in an open field, under a full moon, while singing “We Are the Champions”, but only the first part where they are stomping”

Right.

“somehow obtain Mad Skillz”

I totally want to do this too.

“drip piss on myself after taking a leak more often.”

It’s so nice and warm.

“Shove four gummybears up my nose”

Gross.

“wake up in costa rica, covered in blood, holding a candy cane, wearing a black rubber thong and clown shoes”

Possible, yes.

“show my former diocese priest a series of disturbing vacation slides showing my descent from good wholesome catholic boy to a perverse gap-toothed maniac intent on turning my house into an exact replica of a Cluedo board with candlestick furnishings.”

I’d love to see those slides.

“grab my ankles and proceed to spray wave after wave of hot, stinging, wet farts into your face and neck region”

I wonder what this person could have possibly done to deserve this…

“run through an Amish village naked covered with nintendo controllers, xmas lights and an Ipod buttplug all while screaming “IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN, IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN.”

As far as sex toys go, an iPod buttplug seems awfully pricy. I think I’d just get a regular one.

“smack my dong against the queen of england”

Who doesn’t want to do that?