have sex in a car

Isn’t it strange, to have gone through High School and college, yet to never have had sex in a car!
In Vermont there isn’t much else to do than to drive around or have sex.
But I never got around to combining the two.
Sure, I’ve experienced road-head, and parking lot head. But just ask Bill Clinton, that’s not sex!
Am I really missing out on anything here? I mean, it’s cramped, totally exposed, and potentially messey. It could be either too cold or too hot, without much protection from the elements, and then afterwords you have to wipe the steam from inside the car windows, which leaves streaks on the inside that never truly go away. Or so I imagine…