Collect 100 random quotes from everyday life conversations

This weekend, Rik brought the ultimate campingtool to the Lowlands festival, namely a spoon and fork combined, hence the spork :)
This led to the following solution to the old childrens’ rhyme:

“Ork, ork, ork, soep eet je met een… spork!”
- Rik and Guido

(Translates as: Ork, ork, ork, soup is eaten with a… spork”

Guido: “I like the word ‘gnu’ ”
Me: “A gnu that knows a lot about something is a gnuru!”
Guido: “Or a person who knows all about gnus that know a lot about something: a gnuruguru!”

An email from Gijs today:

“You left your umbrella at our place. It doesn’t say much, I think it wants to go home…”

:):):)

Chris is coming out of the kitchen with his drink when Marianne comments:

“Chris! That’s not a glass, that’s my vase!”

This conversation took place on the bus the other day:

Louis: “Snappez vous?”
Me: “No, you should say ‘entiende me?’”
Louis: “Snappez vous isn’t exactly correct French, Kim”

haha, this made me laugh a lot :)

Today when I was gazing out the window while waiting for my coffee at the coffee machine:

Sip: “Kim, where’s your mind going?”

Turned out to be extremely funny ‘cause I had put my cup under the wrong opening and a nice stream of coffee poured out of the left opening straight into the drain… oops!

Today, my best friend found out that he got a job in a far away city, which means that he is going to move away :S :(. I can’t begin to tell you how ambiguous I feel about this, but fortunately he is sort of aware of this:

Louis: “I was almost glad you didn’t pick up the phone before, ‘cause I really didn’t want to tell you…”

Me: “I made a dumb typo today. I wrote something really stupid instead of ‘dull’”
Lein: “Like what? ‘Horny’?”

Louis: “This whole DigID is just a really bad idea”
Me: “Yeah like, a BadID”

Nice guy at the bar: Are those all for you?
Me: Uhm, yep.
Nice guy: Alcoholic!
Me: But it’s my birthday, so it’s okay!