be a succulent wild woman

or under “Sisterhood of the Brazen Hussy” listing…

Oh well someone may have gone out and brought baby pink and black satin lingerie to take away with her on her upcoming romantic weekend away to Port Douglas…

Memo to self must buy..
Red lipstick and sexy red dress for romantic dinner.

“Eat mangoes Naked” by SARK, and my Bloke laughed because we only ever eat our mangoes naked in the spa while paying backgammon, “is there any other way?” he asks?

I can’t say that I enjoy reading SARKS books all that much but I did however start working through some of her questions last night while I was doing my radio program. Some of the ideas were intersting and I’ll woprk through those and report here.. I also made out a list of websites to check out.

Thank-you Sark

The Bloke is at work.
Ms 17 is at work.
Ms 15 is at my sisters.
Mr 13 is at a friends.
Master 5 and 3/4’s is having a “date day” with his Grandmother.
Oh and that leaves little old me all alone in this great big quiet dark house all alone and LOVIN’ IT!!!!

1. Kissed them all off out the door Bloke, Ms 17 and Master 5/3&4’s at 7.00 am.
2. Promptly went back to bed with my book “The Artist Way” by Julia Cameron.
3. Had a quick Sark recommended “cat nap” with the poodle.
4. had a nice HOT relaxing shower, washed hair and Deep conditioned, shaved legs and assorted areas. Scrubbed from the top of my head to the tip of my toes with tabu body wash (it’s my favourite scent and yet for some reason I always keep it for “best”... WTF is that? when is “best” coming along? What does “best” look like? Today is “best day”)
5. then I did a 20 minute Meditation excersize with Cheryl Richardson on CD- hard to keep MY mind still that long let me tell you.
6. Dressed in clothes I’m not “supposed” to wear… “Not supposed” to wear Black Leggins with a lacy cuff..(The Makeover fashion lady told me that!).. “Not supposed” to wear the leopard skin patterned Halter top with “NO BRA” shheesh can hear my daughter yelling at me in Horror “muuuuuuuum get something else on!”
7. have opened every window in the house, all doors and all curtains, (That really pisses them off)
8. made some medical type phone calls and spoke to my cousin on the phone and now I’m on the computer.

1. paint toe and finger nails.
2. spray more Tabu perfume
3. light incence
4. Have lunch and Watch a DVD…. IN BED!!!! Arghhhhhh theyd all have a fit if they were here!!

Eating Mangoes Naked in the bathtub by Sark.

I haven’t started reading it yet, but I like her use of the word Pleasure.

I recently got her book about taking naps, can’t think of the title right now, BUT I definately plan to take up her offer to take more naps.

in a short sweet sentance
“just add Brown Brother’s wine, and the bloke will take care of the rest”

Two days in a row is one too many!

Without conciously realising it.

I’ve signed up for Bellydancing classes,
I’ve begun doing the DVD which I brought this week, as part of the preprations for my 40th birthday party “1001 Arabian nights”

The slinky kinky moves of a Bellydancer make you feel very sensual and exotic.

Plus as a birthday surp[rise to myself, I’ve booked in to have a wardobe makeover done… so someone will come and go through all my things and tell me what to keep what to throw away and what suits or not, then suggest new styles, colours, and patterns etc etc, I cannot wait, that will be 27th September… bring it on I say!

I am a woman, wrapped in chiffon and jewels,
Thin silks and girdle of gold.
I stretch my arms…
The embrace encompasses a universe.
I can control a quiver in my hips,
Tell a thousand stories with my eyes,
Skip with child-like glee,
The smile of experience on my lips.
Glide in innocence, endure with age.
Spin like a dervish; undulate in sensuality…
Excite, promise, create, change, tease, mock,
Unveil my passion.
Untiringly seduce the world as I move my body,
For I am a woman…
I am the dancer.

I cannot wait to start my bellydancing lessons

Yesterday and then I also started a new diet plan “Dr Phil’s Weight loss” last time I did it, three years ago I lost 20 kilos, this time I just want to finihs the job and that’s to loose 10 kilos.. oh me and my big mouth..

My goal is 11 weeks minus 10 kilos and to be “Fit, Fabulous, Flirty and Fourty!” bring it on….I LOVE a challenge!!!!!!

First Goddess we meet is Lillth and she is the “Wild Woman” and so we are encouraged ( as if I need encouraging!!!) to wear Animal print…woo hoo.. and grow our body hair and let our claws grow long… gee so far I feel right at home, we’re also encouraged to let our inner emotions show… which is good because my F-I-L passed this morning o when I cry at his funeral on Wednesday I can blame Lillith!!!!

I went and got all my hair cut off, and I’m on my way to becoming this succulent wild woman….. Saturday I get it coloured and then I’ll post before and after pics.

All of this is part of the New me makeover!