get photos of the 43 shittest Origami known to mankind

there is absolutely no hope of me finding my camera, someone probably “borrowed” it. And the phone camera thing is very difficult. And I have probably demonstrated beyond belief my ability to get both shiteness and origami in the one place at the same time (cheer!)

It is frustrating, but I now have a secret ambition to become an origami master, and one day I will amaze you all..(haha!)

In the meantime, I am liberating this goal in favour of another totally useless but self satisfying goal.

And, Tokyo, I do believe if you start off a team, and then you change it, it changes for everyone else. Let your imagination run wild :)

but only once you have 43 of the Very Shittest!

before we’ll start seeing goals appear like ‘perfect my origami’. That’ll be us!

there are loads of origami goals. “Fake origami” that’s a good one.

And there are two people wanting to make 1,000 origami paper cranes because in Japan you get a wish come true if you do. I suppose someone had to find a good reason for actually doing that.

Getting in to this goal. how do you get people to join the team?

It’s not the angle I would have taken it at. But I was dependent on the man with the camera in a bad mood.

So i proudly bring to you “the pencil case”. Crafted from an original British Embassy of Paris passport instruction form. Thought I might as well put it to good use, as it’s not helping me get my passport.

Origami is hard you know.

to find the camera. It’s been awol for two months. Otherwise I’m going to have to ask someone with a fancy phone, and that’s going to be embarrassing.