Read at least 3 novels over holiday vacation

I want to take full advantage of leaving my job behind for two weeks. No functional design specification! No standards documents!

I want to read for FUN.

- I will not sit on my ass in Alabama and watch On Demand movies with my brother.

- I will not spend the day shopping with my mother and sister at insipid gift shops looking for holiday bargains.

+ I will read.

The only activity which can be substituted for the reading is the drinking.