Today I experimented with the reaction idea, with a bit of success.
I started with asking a single random guy walking down the street to compare mine and Dan’s leg hair. Of course he said mine was sexiest, but the guy seemed quite unaffected by my intrusion in to his peaceful and harmonious journey from A to B.
Next I yelled ‘Penis!’ to a group of people out side the gates at college and got absolutely no response, slightly disappointing.
Finally I yelled “Everybody run”, to purposefully address them, “run there’s a giraffe on the loose” in Tesco’s car park. All that happened was some woman turned round and somebody else called me a tosser, I had expected a little bit of panic because after all giraffes are very tall.
Yep, completely reactionless.
