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I don’t want to name full names yet.. but Tim hooked up by accident with a dude dressed like a girl one night when were hanging out. I thought she looked a little funny with an adams apple..

My office was the actual soundproof booth that was KKYK’s before they moved out of the 32nd floor of the TCBY Tower. Tim got stuck in that office with a she..err.. him… because my my door handle was broke. I had to call security to get him and she-him out. The next day on the way to grandma’s house we heard the song “Dude Looks Like a Lady” on the radio. He looked at me and said he was getting married. I flew to California with Laura a month later for his wedding (Laura my gf at the time – she was at the scene that night and I will invite her to tell her side of the story on this same post.. just so we have all the facts.)

I took this photo a few months later – I was with DaddyStrok, Hagar, and Playboy model Mallesia Renee P.S. I had her write that message for Tim.

~lg!

I am not going to say any more. Oh.. Ok.. one more thing… before Mallesia jumped on my back she said: “I am not wearing underwear…” I laughed.

little greg is feeling lucky…

~lg!

I mean come-on.. It was Frat party.. It was my pledge class and we were throwing Halloween Holocaust… Sig Ep’s had done it for the past 17 years. We put signs everywhere on campus saying: “The Holocaust Cometh…”

How was I to know that the History department has bus loads of WWII Jewish Holocaust Survivors coming for an event? How was I supposed to know that?

Do you know that they tried to expel me? Imagine that.

~lg!

Last time I was in Israel, Yasser Arafat had just died (he was poisoned but as of this date they have not reported that as the official death yet.. don’t let anyone know that I told you. It’s still a mystery. heh.) So.. they shut half of the city down in his honor.. By accident, I was in the half that they shut down. I remember them coming into a shop where I was with their guns in hand telling the owners to “Close It UP!! RIGHT NOW! Get these people out of here!”

This photo was taken when I left that shop.. it is of some kids putting up signs in the honor of Yasser Arafat.

I met a 100% supporter of his in a Palestine town… we felt a little uneasy in each others presence as we looked eye to eye. We both knew the outcome.

~lg!

Heh.. I was in the Turks and Caicos Islands.. on the island of Salt Cay. 65 people and 5 cars on the island.

We were there for a week.. no tv.. no radio.. no newspaper.. no computer.. no cell phone.. 100% isolation. My worst nightmare. But refreshing… they called it: Complete relaxation.

So.. we were at The Green Flash and I was really drunk on some El Presidente beer (out of Haiti I believe) and we were riding our bikes to Porters to get some food. See that wall on the left side of the photo? I didn’t. I landed face first in the dirt.. thought I broke a tooth. Priceless.

~lg!

I remember.. We were at the Candle Room and I was pissed for having to wait to get in. I hate to wait. So Party-with-a-ka hooked us up in this VIP club a few years ago. I was pissed that I had to wait 5 minutes to get in. What a schmuck I was. A members only club… and little greg had to wait behind the red ropes.. HA.

I was such a schmuck… comeon… it’s about a moment.. not a 5 minute wait. A moment with your friends… that’s it.

I can show up in Dallas right now at the airport and call Party-with-a-ka and he will pick me up. I have done that so many times to him. On the spur.. it’s time to Party..

He is one of the most solid people in my life. I love him so much. He is the 5th person from the left… 3rd from the right.

~lg!

This is a photo of our security detail on my last visit to Israel. The guy in the white on the right, Shaked, went everywhere beside me. The others were just around us. They are are military. Each one had a 9mm with 2 clips. I would always watch them to see who they were watching around me. They would really watch the kids and young men. I was in Jerusalem and I escaped security for a few moments.. he was searching everywhere for me. I was in the old section of town and I got pick pocketed in that 10 minutes he wasn’t there. That was so funny to me. I love it. The pick pocket was good too… Hell.. I think they even got my underwear.

Shaked was trying to lure me out in Tel Aviv.. wanted me to go party. I didn’t that night. I did go to the disco where the suicide bomber killed 21 people. It was shut down.. but there was this candle burning outside. I went nextdoor and sat in the sand drinking beer until 3 or 4am.

I made the decision tonight that I am going back to Israel. I like it there very much.

~lg!

I am with my friend Ingvars in at Jurmala in Latvia.

Wow.. we had a great time until I got a little stupid and did exactly what he told me not to do.. EXACTLY. That little episode cost me around 30k … I consider it a learning experience. Chalk it up Greg.

~lg!

somehow after this photo I pulled my achilles tendon out of socket. A couple of day’s later I was with Ronald Reagan’s physician for a few days. They offered me pain killers because I coudn’t hardly walk. I didn’t take.

We did the wall crawl that night. My doctor asked what had happened to me.. how I did that. I didn’t know. I did buy $18 worth of ice cream that night.

~lg!

Stop me if you have already heard this one…

So Barry and I were partying at the casinos for a few days and we knew we had to be back home for Fro’s party. We were having a good time.. and I was in the same clothes for 3 days. I didn’t even take a change.. On the long drive home.. I had him pull the car over… I ran into this store and purchased all new clothes… Hawaii style.. This photo was taken that night.

This was a great photo of the crew… Thinking about it.. that was a magical time. Why is his hand on my leg?

Love it.. live it.
~lg!