hang a hammock in my living room

I was living in a studio apartment that would have been perfect for a hammock, if the walls weren’t so crumbly. Not falling-down-around-me crumbly, but this weird stucco texture that you couldn’t hang anything on. I just moved to another room (cheaper and better location), and now I’m living with two people I don’t know, with only a small bedroom to call my own. Hammock, I won’t forget you.