You know how they have those robotic vacuums that run around cleaning everything up… well… if I could invent one that runs around picking up the clothes on my floor I would… the fact that I know absolutely nothing about robots shouldn’t deter my dream… all I need is a little duct tape, some spark plugs, and a flip-flop…
Jul 20, 2008, 02:44PM PDT | 0 comments
every morning when I am tying to put stuff on my bagel i end up burning my thumb and pointer finger on the hot blasted bagel… so… maybe I should invent a little two pronged thimble thing for bagel lovers like myself… you know… now that I am typing out my idea it seems quite ridiculous… oh well… back to the drawing board… that is a weird saying… like I have a drawing board… i can’t even draw… wish I could…
Jul 15, 2008, 02:32PM PDT | 3 cheers | 3 comments
whoever invented the spork why didn’t they call it a foon?
Jul 07, 2008, 02:34PM PDT | 1 cheer | 0 comments
