Katie has written 12 entries about this goal
I said the McD’s line and the elevator line to myself in my house.
I also tossed an egg a meter into the air while baking my mustard dessert.
Which turned out pretty damn good! It was a lemon glazed mustardy yellow cake. The mustard was not super heavy. It just tasted like a richer yellow cake.
I bought a used skirt from the thrift store and wore it as an apron.
I also read my most recent haiku at the park. Nobody was listening. Probably thought I was a crazy person.
Oh my god. That was gross.
I didn’t eat the whole jar, but I guess that’s why the goal is called “attempt” and not “successfully complete.”
I also bought the baby food with all pennies.
And I am now making a mustard cake. It’s gonna be yummy. Wait and see.
Oh, and I put a post it note saying “have a wonderful day” on someone’s car. :) yeh.
I am not going to punch a cop as i’ve already had enough run ins with the law at my age. So, I air punched the police station, and probably looked like a total fool.
I mean, when we played truth or dare as children, we always tried to do as little as possible for the dares if they were embarrassing. Right?
Or maybe that was just me.
With that being said, I asked someone I knew with tattoos if they liked ballet. She said “well, I can do a pirouet. (sp)” and I laughed.
I have a mini flashlight in my room. I put a bandana around my eyes and found it.
I don’t own two watches. So instead, I went to the watch department and asked if they had the time. It was quite silly and fun.
1. Write a note on the toilet paper of public restroom.
i just went into a public restroom and wrote “have a nice day! :)” on some toilet paper. Could have been more witty, but oh well!
7. Ask someone if they are a model.
knowing very well they weren’t, she smiled and then thanked me.
8. Eat pizza in front of someone else.
it was pizza night!
12. sleep naked.
uhm. No comment?
13. Wear 2 pairs of underwear all day.
15. Post a question regarding sex.
see my “Sexy.” post. Generally good reaction.
16. Answer someones dirty question.
in real life. It wasn’t even awkward.
20. Read Gone With the Wind.
the poem that was posted! Hehe.
23. Comment on a post for the ‘Stop Masterbating’ goal (sic).
tried to offer some hope.
26. Dance in public.
got my boogy on? Nah, but I did do a quick cha cha cha! :)
29. Eat one potato chip.
resisted the urge for more.
32. Hold an ice cube until it melts. Do NOT add salt.
yeah. It was okay.
33. Eat a grape at a grocery store.
okay, not gonna lie, I was a little nervous for this one. I was at the market and was inspecting the grapes (we needed some anyways!) and then picked one off quickly. I pretended to yawn and put it in my mouth. I got anxious that an employee was looking at me so I swallowed it almost whole! And then I got my grapes. Hah. Complicated way to do a simple thing, I know.
34. Sing outside.
be glad you weren’t there.
37. Change your Avatar to Roseanne Barr for 2 days.
that was easy.
38. Get a Brazilian or a trim.
41. Keep your right blinker on for a minute.
I don’t drive. But I had my friend do this when we were in the at together.
42. Water a plant in the rain.
it was pouring, so I quickly threw some water in a more shadowed area.
Got the first listed dare done. :)
I posted a question about sex, changed my avatar to Roseanne Barr, and (although I don’t drive, I had my friend do this one for me, basically) put the right blinker on for a minute. Lalala! :)
And I ate pizza in front of someone.
I sang in public, asked someone if they were a model, slept naked, and got a trim.