attempt 43 dares in september

When I went to sleep!

Good enough for me. :)
6 more to meet my needs, haha.

Taking October?

Or will we be dareless for a month?

I could do all of these.

But I have a lot of work to do over the next few weeks. college is already starting to pick up.

I’m going to try to complete 10 7 more.

1. Secretly plant a seed in a public park.
2. Go in the water less than 30 minutes after eating.
3. Howl at the moon.
6. Whisper ‘fire’ in a theater, crowded or otherwise.
9. Wear an item of clothing inside-out for a day.
10. Whistle in a church.
11. Offer your autograph to a stranger.
12. Open an umbrella indoors.
14. Tell a joke to a child less than 10 years old.
15. Wear a flower on your lapel or in your hair.
16. Eat peanut butter and mustard together.
18. Challenge someone less than half your age or more than twice your age to an arm-wrestling competition.
19. Edit something on Wikipedia. Bonus points if it’s incorrect.
20. Write the alphabet with your non-dominant hand.
21. Eat a meal with chopsticks.
22. Panhandle. Acquire at least one coin.
23. Refer to yourself in the third person throughout a conversation.
25. Climb a tree.
26. Apply for a job as a dog-groomer. Bonus points if you land an interview.
27. Set your ringtone as a disco song.
28. Ask the clerk in a store if your butt looks fat in these pants.
29. Eat a carrot and ask someone, “What’s up, Doc?”
30. Launch a paper airplane from a third-story window (or higher).
31. Eat a frozen vegetable directly from the freezer (no thawing).
32. Write a letter to a celebrity or politician that includes the word “cucumber”.
33. Gargle and simultaneously hum September in the Rain.
36. Create and display a piece of street art.
37. Wear a macaroni necklace.
38. Hug a tree.
39. Super-glue a coin to the pavement.
42. Put your dirty socks up for auction on Ebay.
43. Ask someone bearded if his or her beard is real.

I am a poor college student. Already, so mixing the whites and colors was a-ok with me!

And I poured a soy milk over my cereal, so although it wasn’t quite not milk, it wasn’t milk either! :)

4. I wore a bright yellow shirt today, with very bright green shoes.

13. I spun around 15 times, and walked in a line. Not quite straight, obviously, more like a slanted line. :)

24. According to research, it takes approximately 400 licks, but results vary on speed of lick and size of tongue.

41. uhm, veryveryvery private.

erase my face? ;)

I gave it to a cashier at the dollar store, and he laughed.
I think it made his day, as it did mine. :)

I also rode the bus today, so I used public transportation!

1. Secretly plant a seed in a public park.
2. Go in the water less than 30 minutes after eating.
3. Howl at the moon.
4. Wear clashing colors or patterns on a weekday.

5. Use public transportation.
6. Whisper ‘fire’ in a theater, crowded or otherwise.
7. Ding-dong ditch someone’s house / apartment.

8. Walk 20 paces with your eyes closed.
9. Wear an item of clothing inside-out for a day.
10. Whistle in a church.
11. Offer your autograph to a stranger.
12. Open an umbrella indoors.
13. Spin around for 15 seconds and then try to walk in a straight line.
14. Tell a joke to a child less than 10 years old.
15. Wear a flower on your lapel or in your hair.
16. Eat peanut butter and mustard together.
17. Draw a self portrait on your bathroom mirror using lipstick, eyeliner, a dry-erase marker, or (if you feel really confident in your artistic skills and the approval of your housemates) a permanent marker.
18. Challenge someone less than half your age or more than twice your age to an arm-wrestling competition.
19. Edit something on Wikipedia. Bonus points if it’s incorrect.
20. Write the alphabet with your non-dominant hand.
21. Eat a meal with chopsticks.
22. Panhandle. Acquire at least one coin.
23. Refer to yourself in the third person throughout a conversation.
24. Figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
25. Climb a tree.
26. Apply for a job as a dog-groomer. Bonus points if you land an interview.
27. Set your ringtone as a disco song.
28. Ask the clerk in a store if your butt looks fat in these pants.
29. Eat a carrot and ask someone, “What’s up, Doc?”
30. Launch a paper airplane from a third-story window (or higher).
31. Eat a frozen vegetable directly from the freezer (no thawing).
32. Write a letter to a celebrity or politician that includes the word “cucumber”.
33. Gargle and simultaneously hum September in the Rain.

34. Wash the whites and the colors together.

35. Pour something other than milk over cereal and eat it.

36. Create and display a piece of street art.
37. Wear a macaroni necklace.
38. Hug a tree.
39. Super-glue a coin to the pavement.

40. Write a note on a piece of paper currency and release it to the world by spending it.

41. Do an interpretive dance to “Bohemian Rhapsody”. (As publicly as you dare.)
42. Put your dirty socks up for auction on Ebay.
43. Ask someone bearded if his or her beard is real.