Have the courage to send my letters

Letter of Resignation

Mandy Meditations
Blah, blah, woof, woof
Austin, TX, 00000
(215) 000- 0000
doowop_darlin@yahoo.com

2/day/2007

Blah, blah
Secretary
Woof, woof
Yada, yada, yada
Maxwell, TX, 78656

Dear Mr. Boss Man
Please accept this letter as formal notification that I am leaving my position with Blah, blah company RIGHT THIS MINUTE!

Thank you for the opportunities you have provided me during my time with the company. LIKE BEING UR B&%$.

If I can be of any assistance during this transition, please let me know SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU TO SHOVE IT!

Sincerely,

Mandy Meditations

Mandy Meditations

What can I say? I’ve known you for a really long time and even with all we’ve been through together and apart; we’ve managed to hold on to that thing that makes us what we are. That thing that bonds us. But lately I’ve had trouble remembering what that thing is. After you moved away and we hardly ever talked to one another but still managed to stay best friends, I thought “wow, we really are forever”. But slowly we began to grow up and… apart. We remain friends today but it’s a different kind of relationship. I feel like back then it was easy to be best friends. All we had to do was say it. We still had that child like mind that would believe whatever we wanted to believe. But we’re older and much… wiser, much more… mature. I don’t know, it feels kind of harder now, kind of like a job. And I know it takes work to hold on to these kinds of relationships but I don’t think it should feel like a job. Sometimes, I’ll be out ready to go on some wild and pointless adventure, ready to just make a fool of myself and I think “Gawd, I wish ______ were here”. And I’m hold’n the phone ready to give you a call then I stop and think, “nah, I already know the answer” and it breaks my heart that i automatically assume that. But I call you anyways because I feel I owe you that much. Still you pretty much always turn me down. And don’t get me wrong I’m not say’n this is all your fault, I don’t think it’s either of our faults. We’re just growing up now, we’re different people and that’s okay too. NEways, I guess I’m writing this to let you how I feel. I’m writing this as a last effort… no in an effort to reach out to you and to put my mind at ease. To just let go of this fear.

Your bestest friend,
                  Nikki

I can’t do this anymore. Look, I was fine before with the way things were between us. We both just wanted to have a good time and that was fine. But when I found out you had taken my roommate out and did God knows what with her. And when you started parading your little girlfriends around in front of me; inviting one over to my uncles home while I was there, that crossed a line. Okay, that’s bullsh*%t. So, I don’t want you to call anymore if that’s all you’re expecting from me ‘cause it’s not gonna happen. I don’t want a friend with benefits… that’s just not something I need right now… or ever really. I honestly can’t believe I allowed it to go on as long as it did. I can’t believe I let it happen at all. So, please just don’t call me anymore.