I am sick of hearing about the biological imperative. Yeah, I got great genes. But, frankly, I want to do bigger things than shoot for immortality through some miniature version of my wife and I. Wife is with me on this.
Deep down, I am afraid. I see the way people get when they have kids. And I don’t want to be like that. I want to have edge. I want to stay killer. I want to be able to go to an adult movie and only pay for two tickets and a diet coke. No babysitter. No third seat (my parents solution… I saw Reds when I was 8). I love movies. I love all kinds of movies. But most of the movies I hate have been kids movies. I’m guessing that having a kid and loving movies means getting an appreciation for Disneyana. No thanks.
