To Learn of Montana Spinsterhood for EmpressJuJu

Yes I have pledged to help the EmpressJuJu learn about Spinsterdom in Montana. In doing so she has given me the first initial tasks.

1)Where does one acquire the requisite hat?
2)Is there a minimum number of cats?
3)How does one manage the heavy lifting?

These first questions I add to my list of goals.

I swear, as a Brother of Monadh, I shall learn the answers to EmpressJuJu’s intial questions at the first available oppertunity, or get drunk trying!