I want to learn Italian. I love Italy and I’d like to live there.
I also want to learn Spanish because rumor has it that I can be pretend to be from Spain. I like Spain. I hate Spanish and I have issues with Mexico, but hey – it’s okay.
Should I have extra time, I’d like to learn Irish (or… Gaelic?) because chances are I’m more that than anything. Or, maybe German, but who wants to learn Ugly German? Not me.
