cheat at games

I sometimes do this, and I never tell the other people. Even when I’m playing with children. Isn’t that tacky? I think my daughter is scarred for life.

In Monopoly I steal from the bank, I even steal properties. And I remove people’s houses from the board if they’re not looking.

I switch tiles in Scrabble when the other person gets up.

And cards…forget it…if they get up I look at their cards, I fix the deck…I’m horrible. And I’ll never fess up…I’ll deny it to the bitter end.

I just have this insane and ridiculous need to win at board games…