disclose 43 random THINGS about myself

I love the smell of petrol. No idea why, I just do.

I haven’t ever drunk it or anything though. Ugh!

Most people believe that my favourite food of all time is either spaghetti bolognaise (because I go on about it so much and I know how to cook a damn good one!) or Ben and Jerry’s Phish Food. Neither of these are true. Actually, my favourite food of all time is sadly something that I do not know how to cook! My stepdad once made this pasta dish with rocket salad, cherry tomatoes, mushrooms, pecorino cheese and truffle oil. I swear it is the most incredible dish in the world. The taste sensations are mind-blowingly orgasmic, it really is THAT good! He doesn’t use much salad or many mushrooms, it’s all about the truffle oil. So damn good.

Honestly, I think it might actually be better than sex.

Okay that’s maybe going a bit far.

I’m lactose intolerant but I can have dairy foods if I take lactase pills beforehand. These pills have allowed me to continue my obsession with Ben and Jerry’s Phish Food, which is one of my second favourite foods of all time (along with spaghetti bolognaise. Although not together. That would be horrid.).

I think that Patrick Dempsey has the sexiest hair in the world. Bar none.

When I was 3 years old, my parents took me to a zoo and I held a tarantula. I quite liked it because it was like a hamster but with a few more legs! Also it moved really slowly so it wasn’t scary. My mum was frightened though.

I’m now pretty scared of spiders but I will be brave if someone is more scared than me. They are creepy though, especially the ones that move fast…ugh!

My all-time favourite Disney movie is “The Little Mermaid”...I still want to be Ariel! Love everything about that movie, especially Ursula – she’s the best Disney villain in my opinion. “Poor Unfortunate Souls” is a cherished part of my iTunes music library :) Wish I could have red hair (like Ariel) but I’m not sure whether it would suit me…perhaps I shall try it out with a temporary hair dye for funsies…