Write a book about my life

I THINK EVERYONE THINKS THAT THERE STORY IS AMAZING TO SOME EXTENT….WELL ME TOO…I HAVE HAD MY LAST RIGHTS READ TO ME FOUR TIMES…I HAVE LIVED THROUGH GALLONS AND GALLONS OF ALCHOHOL,MANY TRIPS WITHOUT EVEN LEAVING THE FARM [ L S D ] CAR ACCIDENTS, I USED TO BE A REPO MAN….JUST SO MANY DANGEROUS SITUATIONS I CARE TO MENTION,,,,BUT ALSO SO MANY FUNNY PEOPLE,PLACES AND THINGS I’VE SEEN AND DONE…IV’E LOVED,LOST….TRAVELED A GOOD CHUNK OF THE WORLD,AND AS MUCH AS I REGRET TO SAY L S D AND POT HAD A LOT TO DO WITH IT….NO,I DON’T REGRET THAT….BUT I’M GLAD I QUIT IN TIME TO SAVE MY LIFE WITH ONLY A SMALL AMOUNT OF SANITY LOSS…JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE IT FUN….MY LIVER TRANSPLANT MADE ME THINK….HOW COULD I HAVE SURVIVED ALL OF THIS….I MUST BE ALLOWED TO REMAIN HERE FOR A REASON…..SO….MAYBE I’LL TRY WRITING A BOOK….I HAVE BEEN GIVEN YET ANOTHER CHANCE….I THINK I’LL MAKE THIS ONE GOOD…I’M STILL QUITE YOUNG,RETIRED….AND CAN AFFORD IT.