SoBe Influence — 9 months ago
Okay, so originally I wanted to put “dance with a lizard in the pale moonlight”, because I read that on the back of a bottle cap. (It was asking if I had ever done it.) Oh, and it was for one of those SoBe drinks with the lizard logo. (Look it up if you don’t know what I’m talking about.)
But then I was like, okay, really now, would I ever actually dance with a lizard? Probably not. It would be extremely difficult, because I would have to bend over so far that I’d damage my back, or I would have to pick up the poor lizard which doesn’t really count as dancing; more like carrying while I am the only one moving around.
Or I would step on him.
Squish.
I think killing my dance partner might give me a bad rep.
So, I decided to just go with “dance in the moonlight”, which could be taken in a variety of ways.
Maybe I’d be with another person, maybe I’d be by myself.
Maybe I’ll dance with a gorilla. I love hairy creatures that eat fleas off of each other… and smell… and throw poo all over the place….Yes. I shall dance in the moonlight with a gorilla…
P.S. I am not high right now I swear
