Become a Werewolf Hunter

Has anyone seen the werewolves that used
roam 43things.com? Did we kill them all?

Where did all the Werewolves go. My family is getting mighty hungry

I almost got eaten last night when I went hunting for the 3rd time for the elusive WEREWOLF. This time I thought I would lure one in by pretending to be an injured french tourist. As I was limping down the dark street smoking an extra long cigarette and singing frar a jocka I again had my nostrols filled with the scent of a Werewolf close by. Inside my french coat I tightly grabbed onto my sawed off shotgun ready to shoot as soon as I got one in my sights. All of a sudden I heard a terrable wolf cry then laughter then crying. Ahhh, I missed again. Maybe tomorrow night I will bag my Werewolf.

I almost shot a werewolf last night. Man it was close though as I was sneaking through the woods behind my house real quietly and I got a whiff of the wind. It was one, yes, a Werewolf very close by. I quickly jumped behind an old log, raised my 30-30 rifle and aimed… I saw it, yes it was huge, drooling big time. BANG! I shot, drats, I missed and it ran off into the woods. I will try again tonight!

Tonight is a full moon thus the Werewolves will be out insted of talking here on 43things.com saying stuff like “How R U”. Maybe I will hide in the alley behind a dumpster and wait for one to stroll by.
Wish me luck!

I have bagged over a dozen werewolves in Montana. It aint easy but someone has to do it. The most important thing I have learned so far is to stock up on BBQ sauce as they make a great BBQ dinner.