receive a letter from Hogwarts apologizing for the late owl but informing me that i am actually a wizard.

WOOOHOOO… I finally got it… They apologized for being 13 years too late and said that their records department had my old address.. I don’t think I could be anymore excited right now… I think I’m going to go have a beer to celebrate…

All my owl brings me are crap brooms… The last one even had this crappy metal stick at the end… Useless… I have found that its good for chasing small animals off my deck… I’m starting to get depressed about this now… (sniffle)...