Have sex on top of my fridge

I have a fridge
I have a ladder
I have a wife
and I have the desire

My cieling is a little low in the kitchen so this may get a bit tricky. I think the hardest part will be getting her to agree.
I think I can do some bartering with backrubs and other favors.
I can get a lot of mileage out of bathing the kids when it’s her turn…. ^_

Gonna have to move the fridge for this. We’ve hit most of the major appliances and pretty much all the rooms in the house. It’s the dan fielding in me. I have yet to join the mile high club but I’ve hit a whole bunch of places.