clean my car again

Well, the inside anyway. It rained a couple of days ago so that will have to do for outside for now. It is lovely not having wrappers and some unidentified objects vying for foot space. I think it goes faster too!
I will leave this goal here as it prompts me or rather shames me into making my little Mazda more presentable.

As I scramble over the rubble in the footwell (I think there is a major renovation happening IN my car which spews debris yet hides results.) I can now notice even my children eye off the seat before getting in to check what lurks there. Time for a Spring clean my little Mazda workhorse, you so deserve it. A little pamper, I might even take you to the garage and flush your tyres full of air and trickle Evian water onto you after a full lather and massage with moisturising soap bubbles. We will remove the rubble and exfoliate your carpets finishing with a squirt of fabulous French perfume….because, my little Mazda, you deserve it and I have been a slack and tardy owner. Tomorrow is the day.

Obviously once is’nt enough. It seems to have reverted to filthy again. Who is scattering all those small rocks in the foot well and mud over the doors? It’s a tiny Mazda for gods sake not a 4 wheel drive! What puzzles me is the mud is on the inside of the doors. I am begining to wonder if my boring little car has some kind of alter life which I know nothing about.