List 43 Men I Would Definitely Kick Out of My Bed

The problem here is the slightly Ted Bundy-ish ness of Jude Law. I get the feeling he is somewhat of a sociopath. No idea why, but I do. Regardless, it’s enough to banish him from the bedroom.

I don’t find him attractive, but more than that is the weird throaty-nasaly voice. It gives me the heebie jeebies.

I think I would only be able to picture him in “The Clumps” in that granny wig talking abou Mike Douglas making her moist. YYYIIIEECCCHHH.

Maybe in Titanic he was kinda cute, but I think he’s aged kind of poorly. And to me he will always be a poor woman’s River Phoenix. (Ah…River Phoenix!...)

Growing up in far, far western Illinois, I think I knew about 75 versions of this character. I’ve met the real deal and not a single one of the manifestations would ever get near my skivvies.

The chef from Hell’s Kitchen. I have a lot of respect for his work, but I find him super intimidating.

I think there is part of me who would think that he would make me eat something really gross afterward.

Oh, and he’s obnoxious.

I dated a guy who looked kind of like him and I never thought he was attractive either.

I think he’s brilliant and usually that’s enough. But between the foot fetish and the American Idol appearance, that’s enough for me to say “No thanks.”

Doing him would not make me do the Myposian Dance of Joy.