get a patent

During my sleepless nights I come up with what seem to be fantastic ideas. One was a fabulous new kind of tweezer, the likes of which I’d never seen… however when I searched on tweezers the next day I realized that pretty much every kind of tweezer imaginable already exists. Who the heck thinks that stuff up?

BUT…I have some baby-related inventions… just need to write up some specs and figure out the mumblety-gook instructions on the U.S. patent site…