elect Thom Yorke to the office of God

I might just write him in on the ballot this November. If only I knew how to do so on the blasted scary robot vote-changing machines. If we can’t elect him God, perhaps the machines will go haywire (I fully expect this to happen) and my one vote will make Thom Yorke president!

I know technically he can’t be president, since he’s not a citizen, but our government isn’t really into that whole “Constitution of the United States” thing anyhow. Who’s with me?

Imagine what he could do with omniscience, omnipotence and omnipresence!