meet johnny depp

was Johnny amazing! I am quite sure that today, as he sat surrounded by his family, that he opened a gift, of a purse, with my picture on it and was as thrilled, as I was, when I opened that gift with his image on it! And I am positive…that as I opened that gift, of the plastic image of Johnny, as Captain Jack…he opened that plastic image of me..as Leanne, in her ‘cube” at work….it’s amazing! And I am so sure, that when he opened each gift, with my image adoring it…he Said “SHUT UP!” and danced about his living room!

annoying at best..she means well….but she just never stops talking…... so, to be polite, and not tell her that she annoys me…I simply say…”Hey Michelle, I didn’t rub my hand up and down my Johnny Depp pic that is hanging in my cube”
“Ewwwwww..your old” she tells me
“thats just wrong”
and I am set again for at least hours of sweet silenece!

Dillinger…....Public Enemy…..I must be honest here….saw the original Public enemy movie with James Cagney…..thinking, I am going to intelligently watch this movie, and weigh the performance based on acting…nahhhhhhhhh. who am I kidding…...I never thought to say..shut up and just lay there…to Cagney

of playing cards at a yard sale…good
paying a mere quarter, better
the deck being a collector’s deck of Johnny Depp as “Edward Scissor Hands” ...priceless!

in my life, have fused together…yes, Sponge Bob, Square Pants and Johnny Depp, new cartoon..April 17th, somehow, just makes life alot more bearable!

Don’t you hate when a new manager, attempts to motivate his new staff, with quotations, from famous people? Always, right before his signature, on the email, that politely tells his staff they are by far the laziest employees he has yet to meet..there’s that inspirational quote….”No one was ever a success, without failing..failure is not trying at all.” than his signature…these always confuse me…His he trying to say, my failure will led to success, or will I never succeed because I am a failure?
Now, if his inspirational message to me was “Leanne, Johnny Depp’s airplane has landed at Pittsburgh International Airport, and the ink is dry on your divorce papers”....I might be inspired..maybe not work inspired, but inspired all the same!

they drapped a huge white sheet over a brick building..and dubbed it “the New Years Resolution Graffiti Wall”..they provided the markers, the step ladder…
So among a small crowd, I stood on the step ladder, marker in hand and wrote “Stop Obsessing about Johnny Depp”.....
I felt so confident, as I stepped off that ladder, stood back and admire the words I wrote….
“I can do this”
The crowd, however, thought differently…..
and I, laughed, hysterically, when about a group of ten people, all couples,
replied….”Your never going to acheive that ya know”
“Look at my girlfriends face, she got it bad for him too”
“Your never gonna do that girl, uhh, ahh, no way no how..”
Yep, in the end, they were right
Anyone for Pirates 4?

I was looking online for a Twilight T-shirt and low and behold I found one that said, “Sorry Edward, you can’t bite me, I am saving myself for Captain Sparrow”...I mean what are the chances, of some other psychotic person merging together my two favortie characters???
Oh yes..I hit the purchase button

Johnny has committed to Pirates 4..the highest paid actor for one given movie! This is by far my shallowiest goal ever! But damn, I can’t wait! Release date 2011! Please God, just let me live THAT long!

when even my neighbor, who is in Disneyland right now, calls me, just to say,
“Ok what’s the spending limit?”
“Do you want Johnny Depp the Bobblehead or Johnny Depp that you can hang in your cube?”
Thats sad, that I have engaged this many people into my addiction
I picked the bobble head