So what.
7 months ago
This has taken YEARS of contemplation.
I’ve come to terms with the absolutely shallow base of this goal.
I’ve considered the possibility that they will leak like Pam Anderson’s did a few years back.
Gross.
I have lived with the chest of a 13-year-old for nine years.
Surprisingly a few months back something happened to me and I realized that I’m not THAT hideous. Still, a human dumpsite, but could look worse.
I am constantly mistaken for the age range of 16 – 17. Perhaps it’s the ta-ta’s after all. In any case you’d think Rick Moranis fucked up again in his shrink-ray lab.
LYKE, OMG I’M SOOO HIGH MAINTAINENCE.
Yeah, well. So what. I have decided. I’m getting a boob job.
