1/27 — 6 months ago
“I have found that the secret to life is low expectations.”
“I have found that the secret to life is low expectations.”
“I want to be named the boy version of Moonbeam.”
“The only thing standing in the way of me and perfection is other people.”
“I came for the boobs but stayed for the ass.”
“I have found that the opposite of laid is not laid.”
“I just want to be man-shaped.”
“Suck my girl dick, Beckie.”
“The best way to kill sexual tension is by fucking.”
“Am I bothering you? I don’t give a fuck. You’re soft.”
“No, I’m not white and needy. Thanks for asking.”