learn how to shuffle cards

I read tarot cards and I like card games.. but every time I do a reading for someone I look like an idiot and I’m like “hey.. shuffle these..” I always like end up playing 52 pickup everytime it’s irritating.

Then they give me that stupid dumbfound look… “you can’t shuffle? really?” then the do like this big tricked out shuffle trick and I’m like.. augh.. you guys suck.

So I wanna learn cooler shuffling tricks so I can make them hate me instead.
Just kidding, I love everyone, even people who can shuffle.